It’s the police, your husband is dead.
ha ha police who?
All I want is an illicit affair with an older woman in a position of power, is that so much to ask?
princess on the streets. also a princess in the sheets. dont touch me im royalty.
even though it’s not my birthday thats no excuse not to celebrate me
- Me: what's your wifi code?
- Them: oh I don't know it's a bunch of numbers
- Me: oh.. you're one of those houses