"People run from rain but
sit
in bathtubs full of
water."
Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)

teamrocketing:

*tries to act cool by not texting back right away but forgets and never texts back*

islette:

if you can’t beat them, dress better than them

rapgamesensei:

sassy-brain:

I JUST FOUND COMEDIC GOLD ON A PORN WEBSITE OMFG

I WAS LOOKING UP PORN TO SHOW MY ROOMMATE WHO JAMES DEEN IS AND I FOUND A GUY WHO CALLS HIMSELF LIMERICK LARRY AND HE WRITES POEMS ABOUT THE PORN VIDEOS

I CAN’T BREATHE

wow this dude is truly a poem god

rnackenzie:

i wanna respect everybodys opinion but some peoples opinions are just so terrible

Nice things to whisper when hugging someone

yogurtville:

-you smell different when you’re awake
-please help me (then smile as if nothing happened)
-soon
-you have lovely skin, I can’t wait to wear it
-your hair tastes like strawberries
-tonight….you.
-he knows, don’t go home.
-I always knew you would die in my arms
-every time I poop I think of you
-no one will ever believe you
-yessssssssssssss
-I killed mufasa
-I bet you didn’t feel me lick your ear
-mother told me it would be like this

essentialcoles:

One friendship ruined

Via
PENTAX Corporation PENTAX Optio W30
babyferaligator:

what the fuck is wrong with that cow

babyferaligator:

what the fuck is wrong with that cow

boxsetsxbrevkdowns:

Straight iced a motherfucker.

theghostacademy:

mister-boob:

Mosogourmet Strawberry Men ~ [x]

omg